the ghouls all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes

get into the spirit. carve out a pumpkin!
perfect halloween music too!

Virtual Pumpkin

an brown elephanostrilthickatist

one of my favorite ads ever.
just thought i'd share.
so you don't have to zoom in, the red box says "4x4" and in the grey one "explore"
snap!

i don't believe it.

this week on 60 minutes i saw something that i have never really seen before and wouldn't believe it if you told me. i don't know if you would believe me if i told you.

what if i told you i saw someone that wasn't able to button their shirt, wasn't able to go to the bathroom on their own, blind, couldn't dress themselves, couldn't tell you what shape they were holding (couldn't tell the difference between a circle and a square), could not carry on a conversation, could not hold up 3 fingers...

but could probably be the best musician you had ever heard or saw? could play ever song they had ever heard on the piano. could play songs in different styles. could copy the sound of say ten piano keys pressed simultaneously.

i was completely...... floored! incredible.

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doppelgänger

mike falcone. harrison ford. mike falcone. harrison ford. harrison ford. mike falcone. which ones which?

it just never registered until the other night.
not so much in the picture below cause we all know harrison can't touch his elbow with his tongue (apparently it's impossible....which is nothing) but theres definitely a resemblance here. no?

impossible IS nothing

so i was watching the news today and there was a segment on funny facts. ONE of them was that it was impossible to lick ones own elbow. are you kidding me? (listen to me, haha like i can do it) i CAN'T do it. but i have witnessed it. here's your fact, BUSTED!

mike falcone. summer 2003. burn!

i've been trying to contact the reporter on the story but have had no luck as of yet.

my profession is becoming obsolete

hire some agency for thousands of dollars OR use the (drum roll)...

The Ad Concepter

no, really?

happy (canadian) thanksgiving.
yes. really.

"driving in reverse, dumb!" the non-driver

hmmmm. my first reaction was "what a dumb...... car." i really don't know how i feel about it. i understand what their trying to accomplish; it's kind of an exaggeration of those rear bumper detectors that let you know when you're too close to something. but i didn't think that driving backwards was such an issue. i understand the urge to make everything easier and don't doubt the "fully" automatic car is on the way but yeah, i don't know about this. i like the idea of the low emissions and the interior blindspot screens but i really find the 360 mobility redundant. can't back up into spots? can't back out of the driveway? i got news for you - you shouldn't be driving. period. blah!

i would much prefer a 2001 2 door volkswagen golf tdi. with low kilometres. and a p flo filter. and monster mats would be nice.

nissan pivo

more pictures

i shot chewbacca in the nuts

the last few nights i have been having a hard time sleeping. but when i finally do fall asleep, my dreams have been, amusing. last night i guess i was some sort of jedi. i was in a group of about 8 other people under command by this chick. i think it was barbara walters. basically, barbara (haha), turned us over to someother chick cause she was fed up or tired or something. for whatever reason she didn't want to be our boss and i guess the other group were our rivals. for some reason we thought they were going to kill us anyway. so we decided to retaliate. by the way, this whole thing took place in a super walmart. so there was a fight between our group and the group that we were turned over to, in this walmart, with a ton of people around, doing their own thing, casually dodging fire. it was pretty hilarious now that i think of that part. the guns we had shot balls of energy that basically stunned you and left you paralyzed. i remember clearly this one move i pulled on this one guy. i felt like dante hall dodging tackles. he surprised me from behind an aisle, him and his buddies, i'll admit that. but he missed, i dodged him. i faked being hit hopefully so that he would think i was done and go away. and let me tell you i did a damn good acting job, drool, limp extremities etc. so instead of checking me and leaving, this guy had to show how bad he got me and how disabled i was. he was going off to his buddy and he was so confident that he placed his gun in my hand. of course i sprung up, laughed, shot them both in the face (the neck more specifically) and ran down the food aisle haha. anyway, at some point, chewbacca was standing on top of an aisle shooting with some bazooka thing, and i somehow snuck up under him perfectly positioned to shoot him in the nuts. after a few minutes of laughing hysterically at my luck, i aimed and shot him square in the wookie spot. he mooooooooaned and i woke up laughing.

ps this has nothing to do with the picture. its just a photo my friend drew happened to send me a week ago or so. ha
pss at some point in the dream, i showed some lady that the toy car her daughter was sitting in was a remote control car and that she could now let her drive out in the parking lot because she couldn't get away. she was psyched.

scary but logical

bottom line, weather is crazy and you never know what's going to happen. its one of the most unpredictable things i think out there. it's really just one of those things that we can just say "hey, this is happening." or "this is going to happen." but really there's not a ton that you can do. i guess you can argue it's the same with most things but weather especially. you can guess, you can go by history and study but what's stopping a category 6 or 8 hurricane? hmmm.

an interesting article on Wired News

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and on the New York Times

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in case anyone wants to cut cheese on the plane, it's covered. my mom has a knife!

so my mom arrived back, by airplane, from baltimore today. we sat. we talked. she showed me some of the stuff she got: a rug for the kitchen, some measuring cups, a cheese knife, some clothes, a book.......... A CHEESE KNIFE? not like a little cheese knife, AN 8 INCH CHEESE KNIFE. does anyone else see this as a problem or strange? maybe not to my friend chuck, because he flew last year with, y'know, nothing a terrorist would use. steel knitting needles, and some medical needles cause he's a diabetic (terrorism is still around right? or has bush got rid of it?). what exactly are they looking for? "they" being the updated "high security" that you have to go through everytime you fly. the same security that makes you empty your pockets and remove your shoes. the same security that uses an x-ray machine to look through ALL of your luggage. the same security that took a studded belt from a friend of mine because it was considered to be "dangerous" and could be used as a weapon. i was amazed. completely. i can't imagine how an 8 inch cheese knife got through security but it did and it makes you think. it makes me think. what are they looking for? a guitar case with a machine gun, maybe? bazookas? nuclear bombs 8 feet in diametre? 4 foot machetes?

hmph, keep looking.

music music music

two suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper good albums that you might want to check out.

metric has a second album called 'live it out'
if you love metric, you'll love this one!

www.ilovemetric.com

broken social scene has a new album called.... broken social scene.
this album is, um, tighter than their other albums; though i didn't mind their other albums. this one has a lot more energy. not so "I slept with bonhomme at the cbc" and more "almost crimes." the album altogether is not so loose. know what i mean?
(you know what i mean pete!)

fashion 101

in case you missed it, this is the new style that's taking over. this visor/full face sunglass is the fresh new style straight out of toronto. you can sport it in a few different ways. you can wear it, as shown, as a over-sized-billed visor OR you can pull the shield down completely covering your face keeping all sun, wind, bugs, water, fingers, etc off and out of your face. if you're saying to yourself "but then you wont be able to see?" that's the great thing about this item. it is not opaque. it is transparent enough for you too see through but dark enough to shield you from the sun. i'm not sure if there is a UV coating on it or not but i'll look into that and get back to you.

genius i tell you. genius. and it looks great too.
thats all for now.

stuart campbell
fashion stylist

Toronto International Film Festival

it's september! you know what that means? the international film festival. definitely worth checking out if you can get tickets. all the films are listed on the site so you can go check out whos doing what and when its playing. beware though, the festival tends to draw a lot of crazies. star struck stalkers lurking around for celebrities to photograph and harass (no offence beth). it does get pretty intense. people sleeping outside of hotels, crowding outside restaurents and spas.. etc. people love their stars. there was a lady on the news earlier this evening who has been sitting outside a hotel for 10 hours trying to shoot the stars as they go by. "all i want to see it morgan freeman. ill wait out here until christmas if i have to."

but yeah, the fesival. if you love films, check it out.
i guess if you love celebrities, check it out.
if you're insane and lust after the cast of the o.c., check it out.

toronto international film festival

haha. trying....

"Sony announced it will offer advanced Walkmans later this year in an attempt to take on Apple's iPod. The company made the announcement just hours after Apple unveiled its new iPod nano."

sony definitely doesn't get it. you cannot battle the iPod with this thing. people are more in love with the lifestyle that apple has created more than the product. yes they fall in love with it once they have it but if you ask any joe schmo on the street what he wanted, a sony mp3 player or an apple iPod...... apple has a lifestyle and image that goes a long with it. thats what people are buying. people want you to know they have an iPod, thats why they wear it outside their pants along with their white earbuds. that's why its up there as being one of the most stolen items on the market. apple does make amazing stuff but i dont think most people realize it. that's why you have people with powerbooks and iPods and don't have the slightest idea command (apple) "tab" does or know what an external hard drive is. know what i'm saying?

image. image is everything.

check out steve jobs special announcement

the search continues..

have you seen these?
really? WHERE? cause i would like to know. i've been searching for these for awhile now. they were available in FRANCE but i missed the boat on that one. gimme a shout if you have any idea where i can find these booties.

PS - IN SIZE 11/44

andy rooney...

....is awesome. i hope i'm still as with it as he is when i'm his age.

andy rooney takes on tv talk

quoted

"there's enough hours in a day to do everything if you don't waste you time."
steve nash

Echo Boomers

I just finished watching one of my favorite programs, 60 Minutes. the segment today was on "echo boomers." i thought it was amazing. much too deep to get into on here but i thought it was extremely interesting and informative. it does explain alot about society and i think it's complete accurate. i wish i could post the entire episode on here. since i can't i can post the article. check it out. seriously!

Linked Here

Echo Boomers

PS 60 Minutes is really an amazing show, and i think it's worth the hour every week.

music for your ears

one of my favorites. check them out!

www.deathfromabove.com

another one of my favorites. they are actually playing in toronto, at the rivoli on september 16th. see you there!!!!!!!!

www.nouvellevagues.com

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs : A Low Culture Manifesto

I posted about this book on my old blog but since it doesnt seem to be working these days, i want to repost it because i really really really think this book is amazing.

There's quite a bit of intelligent analysis and thought-provoking insight packed into the pages of Chuck Klosterman's Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, which is a little surprising considering how darn stupid most of Klosterman's subject matter actually is. Klosterman, one of the few members of the so-called "Generation X" to proudly embrace that label and the stereotypical image of disaffected slackers that often accompanies it, takes the reader on a witty and highly entertaining tour through portions of pop culture not usually subjected to analysis and presents his thoughts on Saved by the Bell, Billy Joel, amateur porn, MTV's The Real World, and much more. It would be easy in dealing with such subject matter to simply pile on some undergraduate level deconstruction, make a few jokes, and have yourself a clever little book. But Klosterman goes deeper than that, often employing his own life spent as a member of the lowbrow target demographic to measure the cultural impact of his subjects. While the book never quite lives up to the use of the word "manifesto" in the title (it's really more of a survey mixed with elements of memoir), there is much here to entertain and illuminate, particularly passages on the psychoses and motivations of breakfast cereal mascots, the difference between Celtic fans and Laker fans, and The Empire Strikes Back. Sections on a Guns n' Roses tribute band, The Sims, and soccer feel more like magazine pieces included to fill space than part of a cohesive whole. But when you're talking about a book based on a section of cultural history so reliant on a lack of attention span, even the incongruities feel somehow appropriate. --John Moe

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Spycrap!!!!

So spymac has been doing some upgrade or whatever and has not been giving me any access to my blog so...........
Welcome to my new blog address. I conveniently got this blogspot from mike falcone, who i got me started on blogs in the firstplace. What can i say, imma sponge. So this is my new blog, to check out my old ones, check out http://scampbell.spymac.com/blog/ (linked on the side)