Friday, July 04, 2008

hazed


meet jamie "wayne" g, our latest intern art director. big dude. big, big dude. 6'2", long blond dreads, probably pushing 190-200, low innard-shaking voice. today, jamie unfortunately made the mistake of leaving his computer and email unattended. like a ninja turtle that smells a pizza, someone jumped at the opportunity and sent out an email to the entire company:

Hey guys:

I brought in a small container of 2% milk today that seems to have gone missing from the fridge.

I know I'm just an intern but I have osteoporosis in my family and therefore ask that you please respect my foodstuffs in the future.

If anyone has drunk my milk please replace it.

Thanks so much,
Jamie



poor jamie hahahaha