Monday, April 24, 2006

beware of pickpockets

some very cool advertising right here!

"To call attention to pickpocketing, Brussels Airlines resorted to a sort of anti-pickpocketing campaign and placed fake, rubber hands inside un-attended bags. Aside from the fact most people would freak out and scream if they came back to their bag and found a hand inside, we're guessing airport security wouldn't be too happy with this marketing scheme. Not to mention the possibility of those inserting the hands accidentally finding themselves faced with a bag full of explosives or some other nasty find. Still, we have to admit this is very effective at getting attention."

receptionshirk

shirk | sh ərk| verb [ trans. ] avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility)


my conversation with a receptionist today.


her: good afternoon, john smith's agency.

me: hi, how are you doing?

her: good, thank you.

me: john smith please?

her: i don't know if he's in.

me: *silence

her: *silence

me: *more silence

her: *even more silence

me: um, can i have his voicemail please?

her: sure, extension 257.

me: *silence

her: *more of that silence

me: hello?

her: hi.

me: can you connect me?

her: yes, one moment please.



then i tried to beat myself to death with my phone.
seriously!


SERIOUSLY!!!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

drop it like it's hot


people love police horses.

i don't.

"..they increase our awareness on busy streets and increase out foot speed..... and overall better for the environment."

better for the environment? i beg to differ.

so people that have dogs have to clean up after them. isn't it only fair that police officers do the same?

bllleck!!

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Saturday, April 08, 2006

geeks can graf

graffiti with few calculations and a little snort.

graffiti research lab

Monday, April 03, 2006

are you kidding me?

saw this in the paper today.

iPod "style"?

man! i've been completely confused this whole time. it's the STYLE that's hot! everything's so much clearer right now!!!! anyone know where i can get an apple-style computer?

seriously!