i shot chewbacca in the nuts

the last few nights i have been having a hard time sleeping. but when i finally do fall asleep, my dreams have been, amusing. last night i guess i was some sort of jedi. i was in a group of about 8 other people under command by this chick. i think it was barbara walters. basically, barbara (haha), turned us over to someother chick cause she was fed up or tired or something. for whatever reason she didn't want to be our boss and i guess the other group were our rivals. for some reason we thought they were going to kill us anyway. so we decided to retaliate. by the way, this whole thing took place in a super walmart. so there was a fight between our group and the group that we were turned over to, in this walmart, with a ton of people around, doing their own thing, casually dodging fire. it was pretty hilarious now that i think of that part. the guns we had shot balls of energy that basically stunned you and left you paralyzed. i remember clearly this one move i pulled on this one guy. i felt like dante hall dodging tackles. he surprised me from behind an aisle, him and his buddies, i'll admit that. but he missed, i dodged him. i faked being hit hopefully so that he would think i was done and go away. and let me tell you i did a damn good acting job, drool, limp extremities etc. so instead of checking me and leaving, this guy had to show how bad he got me and how disabled i was. he was going off to his buddy and he was so confident that he placed his gun in my hand. of course i sprung up, laughed, shot them both in the face (the neck more specifically) and ran down the food aisle haha. anyway, at some point, chewbacca was standing on top of an aisle shooting with some bazooka thing, and i somehow snuck up under him perfectly positioned to shoot him in the nuts. after a few minutes of laughing hysterically at my luck, i aimed and shot him square in the wookie spot. he mooooooooaned and i woke up laughing.

ps this has nothing to do with the picture. its just a photo my friend drew happened to send me a week ago or so. ha
pss at some point in the dream, i showed some lady that the toy car her daughter was sitting in was a remote control car and that she could now let her drive out in the parking lot because she couldn't get away. she was psyched.