receptionshirk

shirk | sh ərk| verb [ trans. ] avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility)


my conversation with a receptionist today.


her: good afternoon, john smith's agency.

me: hi, how are you doing?

her: good, thank you.

me: john smith please?

her: i don't know if he's in.

me: *silence

her: *silence

me: *more silence

her: *even more silence

me: um, can i have his voicemail please?

her: sure, extension 257.

me: *silence

her: *more of that silence

me: hello?

her: hi.

me: can you connect me?

her: yes, one moment please.



then i tried to beat myself to death with my phone.
seriously!


SERIOUSLY!!!