shit dip

i was downtown early this morning and witnessed a new level of creative vugarity. i couldn't help but laugh.

so this older biker riding happily down the street was viciously cut off by this speeding hummer, blindly in a hurry to get somewhere. lets just say after the biker saw his life flash before his eyes, he was pissed and conveniently they arrived at the next stop light together.

"HEY!" the biker yells slapping the window.

as the person in the hummer rolls down the window, the biker continues to go off screaming at her about their road etiquette.

after a few seconds of arguing,
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? SHIT DIP!......... YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID. SHIT! DIP!"
and he rode away.

i was on the opposite side of the biker, parallel to the hummer so as the biker rode away, i could see the woman, clearly stunned. i was crying!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't think she appreciated it. whatever, it was her fault.

shit dip. if you're eating shit, you obviously have an attraction to things that taste awful. now, what could you possibly be dipping shit in to make it taste worse? (not that i've tasted it but i'm guessing it doesn't like an oh henry bar) i dunno but i thought that was pretty creative! haha

burn.